Tuesday, April 24, 2012

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Local Rouper seeks sugar daddy, denies allegations

PITTSBURGH, PA (AP) -- Today inside sources have revealed that Lucy Goubert, leading poetess and monstrous denizen of the Friendship netherworld known only as "Roup House," has been secretly updating an account on SugarDaddyForMe.com for an unknown number of years. This information was discovered when two prominent Roupers, who wish to remain anonymous, walked in on Ms. Goubert just as she was attempting to log out of her account. When confronted she claimed that the account was made "as a joke" on "this kid in [her] high school," and attempted to explain her continued monitoring of the page by stating that she continually received updates from the SugarDaddyForMe service but didn't believe that the account could be terminated. Authorities are currently investigating these claims. -- by RJ Myato, staff editor.

1 comment:

  1. I'm "the kid from high school" Don't believe her! It's not truuuuuuue !

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