Sunday, April 29, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
D A N C E P A R T Y
BIG NEWS! IN 48 HOURS (FRIDAY NIGHT) MANY YOUTHFUL THRILL-SEEKING DANCERS WILL AMASS AT ROUP FOR A DANCE PARTY LIKE YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN! WE HAVE ONE DJ BOOKED AS WELL AS A BOUNTY OF OTHER FANTASTIC ODDBALL MUSICIANS AND PERFORMERS TO MAKE YOUR NIGHT OHHHHH SO FABULOUS AND FANCY! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR ROOMMATES! BUT MAYBE DONT TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS IN CASE THEY ARE ALSO OUR NEIGHBORS WHO SOMETIMES GET ANGRY WHEN WE HAVE LOUD EVENTS! COME EARLY! COME LATE! COME BOTH EARLY AND LATE IF YOU HAVE A DOPPELGANGER! IT SHALL BE FREAKY!
(consider this the event flyer as well as being on the front page of a popular local newspaper for added flare)
(consider this the event flyer as well as being on the front page of a popular local newspaper for added flare)
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Local Rouper seeks sugar daddy, denies allegations
PITTSBURGH, PA (AP) -- Today inside sources have revealed that Lucy Goubert, leading poetess and monstrous denizen of the Friendship netherworld known only as "Roup House," has been secretly updating an account on SugarDaddyForMe.com for an unknown number of years. This information was discovered when two prominent Roupers, who wish to remain anonymous, walked in on Ms. Goubert just as she was attempting to log out of her account. When confronted she claimed that the account was made "as a joke" on "this kid in [her] high school," and attempted to explain her continued monitoring of the page by stating that she continually received updates from the SugarDaddyForMe service but didn't believe that the account could be terminated. Authorities are currently investigating these claims. -- by RJ Myato, staff editor.
PITTSBURGH, PA (AP) -- Today inside sources have revealed that Lucy Goubert, leading poetess and monstrous denizen of the Friendship netherworld known only as "Roup House," has been secretly updating an account on SugarDaddyForMe.com for an unknown number of years. This information was discovered when two prominent Roupers, who wish to remain anonymous, walked in on Ms. Goubert just as she was attempting to log out of her account. When confronted she claimed that the account was made "as a joke" on "this kid in [her] high school," and attempted to explain her continued monitoring of the page by stating that she continually received updates from the SugarDaddyForMe service but didn't believe that the account could be terminated. Authorities are currently investigating these claims. -- by RJ Myato, staff editor.
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Freaky Friday the 13th!
Today, Rouper Brian gathered for himself a big ole bowl of Lucky Charms, soy milk and all. He set the filled bowl on the kitchen table and walked over to the freezer to get some ice for his Sprite. Somehow, the bottle of water sitting next to his bowl of Lucky Charms spilled over into the bowl, causing the cereal and milk to overflow splashing onto the tabletop and floor below. What a loss! But, even more importantly...how did the bottle tip?! Ghosts? Or, maybe something even weirder! ahhhhhhh!! Scared, partly of the friday the 13th ghost, and partly because he didn't want other Roupers to see his cereal splash embarrassment, he quickly cleaned up the mess.
Luckily, he came back to his senses after a few minutes of cleaning up his room. He found this from Rouper Autumn. He also cannot remember when or why she gave it to him.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
major thanks to lowell mass. carpet store for the first ever roupblog spam
Monday, April 2, 2012
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