i made you a gum

chewing video.

OMGarshhh!

D A N C E P A R T Y

BIG NEWS! IN 48 HOURS (FRIDAY NIGHT) MANY YOUTHFUL THRILL-SEEKING DANCERS WILL AMASS AT ROUP FOR A DANCE PARTY LIKE YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN! WE HAVE ONE DJ BOOKED AS WELL AS A BOUNTY OF OTHER FANTASTIC ODDBALL MUSICIANS AND PERFORMERS TO MAKE YOUR NIGHT OHHHHH SO FABULOUS AND FANCY! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR ROOMMATES! BUT MAYBE DONT TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS IN CASE THEY ARE ALSO OUR NEIGHBORS WHO SOMETIMES GET ANGRY WHEN WE HAVE LOUD EVENTS! COME EARLY! COME LATE! COME BOTH EARLY AND LATE IF YOU HAVE A DOPPELGANGER! IT SHALL BE FREAKY! 

(consider this the event flyer as well as being on the front page of a popular local newspaper for added flare)

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Local Rouper seeks sugar daddy, denies allegations

PITTSBURGH, PA (AP) -- Today inside sources have revealed that Lucy Goubert, leading poetess and monstrous denizen of the Friendship netherworld known only as "Roup House," has been secretly updating an account on SugarDaddyForMe.com for an unknown number of years. This information was discovered when two prominent Roupers, who wish to remain anonymous, walked in on Ms. Goubert just as she was attempting to log out of her account. When confronted she claimed that the account was made "as a joke" on "this kid in [her] high school," and attempted to explain her continued monitoring of the page by stating that she continually received updates from the SugarDaddyForMe service but didn't believe that the account could be terminated. Authorities are currently investigating these claims. -- by RJ Myato, staff editor.

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WOOF,
WOOF,
WOOF,
WOOF,
HUP,
HUP
WORLD!

they are doing exterior renovations to a building at the corner of Roup Ave and Baum BLVD. The street address is printed on one of the newly exposed layer of wall and it says we live on a STREET?