Farmer Craig Goes To Jail (For Eating Too Much Food)

Today at Roup House, this guy:




made and ate this many pierogies:



as well as 3 large veggie dogs, chili, and a batch of chocolate pretzels.

What do you get when you change the G in gourmet to an R, cross off the bottom right line of the next R to make a P, then delete the MET ? 

ROUP !

Why this play on words?

Because Roupers are gourmet people. Or in other words, they are funkadelic, super great, and cool. They are gourmet. 

Haven't heard gourmet in that sense before? Get used to it.

(examples: Kate Bush is gourmet. Meaningful conversations in Manhattan subway terminals are gourmet. This blog in fact too is very much gourmet. You are because you are reading it. Portland used to be gourmet...etc, etc)

(click link to be redirected to the page featuring the above tampered with product)

http://www.dirtys.com/

less than 5 days till the Roup 200 party

and nothing is going on that's blogworthy!!!

man everybody's been, like, working and sleeping and going to school and shit and nobody has the time to get into crazy adventures / arguments as fodder for the blog! somebody's gonna have to start some static with neighbors or ying and get this place bumpin before saturday!

3 Differences Between the 1st Floor and 2nd Floor Bathroom

1. 2nd floor bathroom has two large boxes of q-tips
2. 2nd floor bathroom has a year's supply of "Axe body spray"
3. 2nd floor bathroom has a working toilet

SAMPLE AUDIO FROM THE NEWEST ROUP BAND >>> Yard Works

Taken from their upcoming New Year's Edition single, "2012"

 Yard Works by briandisanto

The View From RJ's Room

Holy crap is it snowing here in Pizzaborg! The first real snow of Winter 2011-12 and Roup is right in da middle of it. Here's hoping no one slips on a patch of ice, breaks their spine, and freezes to death unloved in the middle of the street! That would be a bummer!

TOP TEN ROUP ALBUMS OF 2011 (in no order)

Negative Witch Goddess - s/t
http://rjmyato.bandcamp.com/album/negative-witch-goddess

Brian DiSanto - Pink Flamingo Fanfare
http://briandisanto.bandcamp.com/album/pink-flamingo-fanfare

Wiretappers - Blister Pack!
http://briandisanto.bandcamp.com/album/blister-pack

The Dead Refrain - The Red Remains
http://fatherslaybraham.blogspot.com/2011/12/dead-refrain-red-remains-2011.html

Coyotes By the Way - Pawning Yastures
http://panelden.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post.html

Seth LeDonne - Dissipate/Away
http://panelden.blogspot.com/2011/03/pdr-012.html

Brian DiSanto - Thunder Genie
http://briandisanto.bandcamp.com/album/thunder-genie

RJ Myato & Seth LeDonne - Hatfields
http://nnnco.bandcamp.com/album/hatfield

RJ My Tao - the Ship of the Sea and the Horse of the Mountain
http://nnnco.bandcamp.com/album/the-ship-of-the-sea-and-the-horse-of-the-mountain

The Dead Refrain - The Wallpaper Voyage
http://soundcloud.com/the-dead-refrain/the-wallpaper-voyage